weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I think I’m a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I’m nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Zapruder film isn’t crystal clear. That’s how bigfoot would look to me anyway.

I MEANT THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FILM. NOT THE ZAPRUDER FILM. THERE IS NO BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN THE FOOTAGE OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY’S DEATH. I’M SO SORRY.

ellevandersneed:

enntacular:

lowpolyanimals:

Beetle Fight from Katamari Damacy

a fight so passionate, one could call it dance

good-or-bad-luck:

redhairandpronouns:

redhairandpronouns:

was thinking about infighting and like. they all see us the same. from the wildest queerest fagdyke to a cis gay guy. we are the same to them. the weird queers are not like. ruining your precious community. we’re a part of it

@ exclusionists:

teaboot:

teaboot:

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

ALT

ALT

Did you just know this

meow-moment:

heystephen:

divining-skeptic:

jennifersbod:

anyway normalize women not wanting children as a happy ending

its NOT a happy ending, for a majority of women. Having kids, especially for women, is an intrinsic biological desire. If you are a person who genuinely has no desire for kids or god forbid dislikes kids, that is an anomaly - you might have some trauma or mental/emotional hangups that you have to work out of, or you could be autistic or some other thing. But Its not normal to not want kids. Living childless does and will make women miserable. Dying without kids in, in fact, a bad ending for the vast majority of women.

there is something so deeply wrong with you baby girl

dasloddl:

honeyglot:

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

kineticpenguin:

bewbin:

wife: sweetie are you okay? you havent been yourself since you came home from the war
Dude who had his rocket launcher taken away by MasterChief: ill be fine one day but not now